I love April

Parks and Recreation

I Fucking Love This Guy!

2011...

is going a hell of lot better. I still can't eat whip cream, chocolate, ice cream or pizza, but the other day I ate some valentine's day candy. It was the first time in six years I'd had candy. It was those little hearts with the words, sweethearts. I ate two whole boxes and nothing happened. I felt fine. I've also been going on dates (thank god), school is better this quarter, I won $21 dollars playing the lottery last week, and my giant 40" flat screen TV is just continuing to rock my world. Fuck you 2010, hello 2011!

Dream Story

Last night I had some interesting dreams. I was involved in a shootout with a one armed man (actually I think I was the one armed man), an army of assassins, my cat dave, my upstairs neighbor and possibly bruce willis (I think I may of been bruce willis). Those assassins had been shooting cops and fireman without provocation. I was there to even the score. At one point I drove a tractor through a store front window. It was spectacular, loud, lots of screaming! I think it might of been a car rental business. The glass broke apart in huge panes, and it shattered in other places into pellets. After that I stormed the adjacent warehouse and shot the place up pretty good. It broke my heart that I had to shoot at my cat. Apparently he was a villain in this dream. I tried to shoot around him to get him to drop his gun, but I guess one of my bullets got him. I felt a little better when he decided to blow himself up with some homemade bomb. I walked out of the warehouse just as Dave blew the hell out of himself and the warehouse. It was a pretty big explosion (think Bad Boys 2). I lost my tractor so I had to make my getaway on a GIANT flatbed dolly. Surprisingly the flatbed dolly had some zip but with no steering wheel, I had absolutely not technique for driving the thing. I just rode it down a hill and hoped I didn't crash. I rode that flatbed dolly through several busy intersections, and managed to not be killed. On the fourth intersection my flatbed dolly was struck at the last second in the rear by a big rig, and I found myself flying through the air. Right before I hit the ground a title card popped up that read - Coming Soon - Die Hard 5. Some other stuff happened but I don't remember it as well.